"Custom playtime experience" Greeting Card

This is a 5" x 7" photo card of a real pet (altered to protect their privacy/they don’t want stalkers or groupies) and comes with a white envelope. The card is blank inside to allow plenty of space to explain why hogging things isn't what is going on here OR to tell your favorite introvert, "Hey, come hang out with me anytime and I'll promise to be quiet and let you hog the toy."