"Humans put the homely in 'home'" Greeting Card

This is a 5" x 7" photo card of a real pet that has been altered to protect their privacy (they don’t want stalkers or groupies) and comes with a white envelope and color options.   The card is blank inside to allow plenty of space for sick burns or maybe just a note to say, hey, man, I love you and am thinking about you even though you're not as attractive as a majestic Maine Coon.